Sassy's Surprise Regalia
So you know what happens when you confess to being obsessed with crowns in front of the entire universe? The universe sends you a crown. Yep. You know what else? The universe can address the box to My Town, Arizona (instead of Arkansas) and somehow that crown will still land your door step! Yep. Apparently this crown and I were not to be separated. It is the work of Kathryn Steeple, both the crafting of the crown and the sending of the crown, and I am dazzled by it.
How Sassy is this? How talented is this friend of mine? The beautiful gift, the thoughtful gesture? The hilarious way my cat freaked out and ran down the hallway when I put it on? Oh I wish you could have seen it! I put it on and walked toward the mirror and the kitty took one look at me in the crown and became unhinged. His tail inflated to three times its normal size and then he did that fraidy-crab walk thing as the hair on his back stood straight up. The awesomeness of me in my new crown was just too much for him. He couldn't handle so much fabulosity all in one woman with the new addition of such a spectacular accessory. It must have been like staring into the sun or accidently squirting lemon juice up your nose. Too much charisma! Too much genius!
I will have to acclimate him to it a little at a time. As for me, no acclimation will be necessary. This felt right for me straight out of the box. Thank you, Kathryn. To say that I love it is to say too little. To say that I want to be buried in it is to say too much. To say that my heart instantly surged with that squealy snorty key lime chiffon lettuce-edged yesness is to say it nearly right. It is everything I adore about knowing you people. When I expose myself in front of you (hee!) just for the reward of doing it to my own satisfaction, things like this happen to me. I am grateful, make no mistake, but I shall not wear this crown humbly. I shall wear it with a complete lack of modesty. You know, fondle it.
(c) 2012, ACG
Squeally, snorty, key-lime chiffon, lettuce-edged yesness! Loving' it!! Hahahaha!!! Sorry about the wrong state! You know, it really didn't seem right at the time, but that's what I'd written down previously so it's where I sent it. :-/.
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Oh MY!
(breathe taken away)
Yowza, that'll do it!
Kath...beautiful.
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Very Sassy and absolutely Steeple-ish! Kathryn, as always...spectacularly perfect.
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clap-clap-clap!!!!
PerFectly Wonder-filled!!
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I love it. It is so YOU! Kath is such a grand queen, herself.
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I know that scaredy cat walk. It's when they look like they're walking on their tiptoes, and they move in half circles. Yeah. Cool crown!
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